Riverside News


News not really, but it’s somethin’ to look at

Riv. Quote: Sometimes I have to tell myself…it’s just not worth the jail time.

Paraprosdokian: I had my patience tested….i’m a negative.

Check out our Tesla charger at the side of the restaurant. Oh yeah and it’s free.

Trump is living proof that karma does not exist.

So let’s talk windows. Keep your pretty little paws off them,(ha, ha). They are a little finicky, that’s why we leave our blinds and windows where they are, thanks.

An associate producer is the only person in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.hhhhhabbbBNHhyhhhhHHH HHGHguguylwdghuiefgh efvbjcksbj

Don’t forget that we will send you a play list through spotify if you like. Just give us your e-mail and we will send it to you.

That moment when you spell a word soooo wrong even auto correct is like…. I’ve got nothin’ man.

What do you call a fish with no eyes….fsh.

Summer is here so get ready for some cocktails on the dock, summer tunes, friends, Riverside, boating  jeeeeez I think I’ve had a couple too many pops so let’s start from the top…..Summer is ar……

Have a great day from Margy, Jamie and all the team here at the     

Riverside, oh yeah, Lewis, Lilly and Karl the Kat as well